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Columbia Sidechat at 2:14 am: anyone free to give a forehead kiss

Your hair is on point, too bad your life isn't.

Senior Night happens every Wednesday night at Amity (a bar) among Columbia students. It is known for being super crowded, sticky, sweaty, and gross, but also fun. Senior Night is a great excuse to get drunk on a Wednesday though.

When the American flag is your wingman.

When the horse embodies your 3rd cup of coffee but still yawns.

When you realize standing is the only thing you can do right.

That cat's living rent-free in your head; you should charge it.

When you’re excited for free snacks but realize it's just veggies.

Me after trying to adult for a week.

Online dating: 'I love long walks'... to the nearest food truck.

Me realizing I forgot to buy St. Anthony Hall tickets.

When your inner cat is a drama queen but your outside is a leathery grandpa.

Two friends laughing like they haven’t just ghosted their responsibilities.

“Is this what academic excellence feels like?”

Freshmen when accused of spreading the freshman flu

You're not a news anchor, just a feathered freak show.

Trying to pull off ‘cool’ but ended up with ‘awkward dad.’

thinking the new end-of-semester assignment is required until optional means free grade boost

Me when club apps open and I realize I’m still a sophomore

When you realize you’re just a fur-covered potato.

When you find out class registration's like, 'try again later.'

Students at Lion Fund coffee-chats just trying to make it through

Getting off a Columbia waitlist? Just like that ceiling.

When the dorm radiator turns your room into a sauna