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The only thing more inflated than your ego is those sleeves.

When the group project turns into a comedy roast for no reason.

You look like you just got promoted to 'Chief Coffee Fetcher'.

You ponder life's mysteries like it’s a TikTok trend.

When the exam proctor makes me peel my water bottle label two minutes into a 3-hour final

When your dog has more joy than you on a Friday night.

LeBron James chilling on Low Steps, waiting for the gates to open.

You look like a gossip column came to life.

The only thing missing is a karaoke machine and a mid-life crisis.

Jesus reaching for the cross like it's a Wi-Fi signal.

Dude, even your apron looks depressed.

When your vibe says 'CEO' but your bank says 'intern'.

me trying to explain to my group chat why I missed the Low Steps snowball fight (again) with a ukulele in hand

When Chad from accounting takes credit for your idea, but you're too broke to quit.

Me dismissing Lion Fund coffee chats like they're beneath me

Just like dodge gym, nothing in SSOL is working. Again.

When your sleeves are more aerodynamic than your jokes.

When Butler campers finally leave their study fortress behind.

When your suit screams confidence but your life says 'Help!'

That pose is giving major ‘I give up’ energy.

Me bedrotting in my new dorm like it's a medical emergency

Trying to survive Monday morning meetings but forgot your coffee?

That cowboy's hat is hiding the shame of your existence.

Smiling because CULPA gave you a Gold Nugget!