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Finance bros: When the market crashes and you're on a boat.

That intensity screams 'I once lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.'

Serving chaotic energy like it's a five-star meal.

That fist is for the struggle, not the snacks, right?

Dodge Gym: You'll need a search party and patience.

When you sell an AEPi ticket for double the price

Me after the 10th club app this week at Columbia

JJ's Place at 3 AM: chaos reigns supreme.

me staring at coins — Chef Mike's 'free' soup now costs money

Her flex asks: is strength essence or existential choice?

Everyone here is pretending to know what happens next.

When your group project has too many cooks.

When your dream is as empty as that horse's stare.

When you flex your new outfit on Insta.

Trying to 'dodge' the 8:40 kickstart in Dodge.

Waking up in a bed for humans: not a Core Curriculum requirement.

Trying to get water like finding a seat in John Jay UD.

Cypress trees at brunch? Talk about awkward vibes.

Boomer at an Apple store: "What's a WiFi?"

Two hours into Butler and dreaming of Qahwa House.

Me realizing I need six coffee chats for the Lion Fund

it’s giving the ick like someone who unironically quotes tumblr

A snowman with eyes as big as Dodge's issues.

King Henry at Dodge: all looks, no function.