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When you realize your boss's email was positive.

Me staring at the syllabus for chemistry in summer session.

Madonna looks like she just found out she’s on a group project with John.

Looking like you just got hired as the world's least effective motivational speaker.

When your outfit screams 'pride parade' but you're just going to the grocery store.

Madonna's outfit is as confused as your love life.

I didn't know the Lakers were into deep conversations about group projects.

That umbrella is like trying to fix your life with memes. Good luck!

Expressive as a Theatre major mid-spill in Lion’s Court.

When the dog understands string theory better than you.

Is that a vibe or did you just get lost?

Sculpture reminds me of JJ's quesadilla rush hour.

You call that a gathering? More like a glorified costume party.

This monkey looks like it just got ghosted.

Girl, that mic isn't gonna save you from public speaking anxiety.

When you can't save your own career, so you save the world.

Slept through my 7:00 am class registration, woke up 7:04, everything waitlisted

D&D references at brunch? Bro, that’s a hard pass.

Doge patiently waiting for a wine core curriculum class.

Your smiles are the only thing keeping this talk show from being a horror flick.

That stance says 'I peaked in middle school.'

Explaining Bitcoin to your Boomer parents.

This whale's smile: pretending to care, actually plotting your death

He's serving cocktails; I'm stuck serving library time without pity.