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When Lion Fund requires your sixth coffee chat this week

The most suspenseful ride since last semester's finals week.

Your cat is giving off major 'I know your secrets' vibes.

Trying to dodge Core Curriculum readings like it's a sprint from class.

Bringing more style than you to the family gathering.

Dude, are you running for king of the Snack Kingdom?

This looks like a group chat with no replies.

when you remember the assignment was due yesterday

That dog dressed better than your last five dates, no cap.

How I look after converting one more person to flat earth.

Me posting my 'thriving' pic after his soft-launch as my last few brain cells just sit there.

When the only thing you’re catching is a heart attack.

You’re like the poster child for underwater therapy.

me rehearsing my apology for the group chat after someone leaks the screenshots

When the professor says "no phones in class," but you're too wide to sneak one.

When you ask for a raise but get exposure instead.

When you're the only one at the party who didn't get the dress code memo.

When the coffee hits mid-speech.

The urinal at Bacchanal: overstimulated and underused.

This dog has more self-respect than your whole friend group.

When you flex in group projects but just end up cringe.

I can’t see the image, but here’s a universal Dad joke caption: "Told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised."

Bro, your fashion choices look like a war crime.

Me dismissing Lion Fund coffee chats like they're beneath me