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When you realize your hairstyle is the only interesting thing about you.

Smiling through the existential crisis, one meme at a time.

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The face you make when you win an argument.

When you realize adulting is just yawning in style.

Cracks in the paint? Sounds like your dating history.

Spotting a hot guy from my Philosophy class at Millstein.

When someone’s hogging the spray bottle at Dodge

You’re the living embodiment of 'no thanks, I’m good.'

Trying to shine but those sleeves are stealing the spotlight.

You trying to look deep or just drowning in existential dread?

Flexing harder than your bank account after a shopping spree.

This seemed like a good idea until it started.

That suit is sharp, but your personality is a dull butter knife.

When Hamilton elevators define your 8AM struggle.

Caught between a midlife crisis and a snack break.

Plotting pranks? More like planning a comedy funeral.

Is this a basketball court or a Netflix debate club?

When the stock market drops after your risky investment.

Trying to serve looks but the personality’s buffering.

When your sleeves are the only thing holding up your career.

These rocks have more hustle than your unemployed cousin

JJ’s all-you-can-eat. Starts with food, ends with regret.

Me when someone starts a podcast in Butler quiet study