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The red eye Minion Lisa plotting to fix Dodge locker rooms.

When you aim for elegance but land on weird flex, bro.

You love that dog more than your therapist.

If only raising fists got rid of dirty dishes.

Plot twist: the borscht recipe is a betrayal.

Looking like a divine influencer, but still a follower.

Me when the freshman flu hits like a truck

If you were a snack, you’d be expired cheese.

Is it a painting or a cry for help?

You look like the guy who trips on his own ambition.

Siblings competing for attention? Sounds like a penguin version of Hunger Games.

Bro's literally just waiting for motivation to hit, like me.

When your jokes are as stale as last week’s bread.

Vader's lightsaber = milstein green chairs, rare and coveted.

Flat-earthers searching for the curve in popularity.

When the only thing kissing you is Wi-Fi.

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When your drip is drowning in fabric.

Celebrating like you got B’s from Tony Dear’s easy A’s.

Dodge Gym showers: Whispers in the wind

Y'all look like the fish fillet at McDonald's.

Trying to understand NFTs like...

When your boss jokes about your last raise.

Core Curriculum: when you realize skimming means "absolutely ignore" now.