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Smiling through the student loan crisis like...

On the waitlist anxiety level: Professor Borowski's Data Structures.

When the squad's more coordinated than your dating skills.

Trying to form a study group, but everyone thinks they're the lead dancer.

someone kangaroo kicks my chair but I choose inner peace

Like trying to avoid the Professor Circling the Core.

If you were a fish, you’d be the one everyone throws back.

That couple is vibing harder than your social life ever will.

Wearing that umbrella like it’s a mood ring for disasters.

imagine wisdom dropping when my brain got full joe-biden

Me after the 10th club app this week at Columbia

Me submitting exams and waiting for those sweet, sweet grades

Waving to my social life, disappearing like Hewitt’s hot meals.

me when a tour group stops and I perform silent suffering

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Waiting for a hot guy on campus like a JJ's quesadilla.

When you suit up for a Zoom call but your pants are still pajamas.

When you’re trying to explain memes but they act like it's ancient hieroglyphics.

Trying to flex with the mic, but your fit says 'Help, I’m drowning!'

That moment when NSOP friends ghost like Butler WiFi.

Trying to look cute for the influencer life.

When you pretend to understand crypto at brunch.

Are you a rabbit or just a lost toddler?

Trying to impress your crush like the trees reaching for stars? Good luck.