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Arthur reveals the real Dodge Gym renovation plan.

He’s serving looks and a side of cringey.

You look like you’re debating life decisions, but it’s just about snacks.

Me when the freshman flu hits like a truck

it's 2am at columbia and i'm just asking for cuddles.

My mans is the human embodiment of a Columbia fire alarm.

That lipstick’s as vibrant as a Bacchanal hangover.

Butler's "quiet floors": majestic chaos meets the waterfall's roar.

This dog looks like it's about to steal your job.

Your joy is almost as fake as those highlights.

Finding a hot guy at Columbia: you're just not caffeinated enough.

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staring at my AP code like why jae why

Hewitt’s mystery meat staring back at you with pouty lips.

Cat waiting for a John Jay quesadilla at 2 AM.

You’re like the poster child for mid-yawn existential crises.

Stars gossiping about you? Plot twist: they’re right.

me please stop calling out outfit repeats

If office politics were a sport, they'd all get a participation trophy.

Dressing up for a ‘serious’ event but you look like a clown.

Bro, your vibe is so clown, even the cat's unimpressed.

Catchin' more drama than a reality TV show, huh?

Me dismissing Lion Fund coffee chats like they're beneath me

That smile is just a mask for endless coffee cravings.