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When you realize avocado toast isn’t an investment.

When the only thing you’re crushing is your will to live.

Hamilton elevators: Cardio disguised as a lift.

This dog is me when my food mysteriously disappears.

Me trying to understand how people afford $8 lattes every morning.

When your suit screams success but your tie shouts circus.

Navigating class waitlists like a doomed Titanic escape.

This man thought he was auditioning for 'America's Got No Talent.'

That smile screams 'I peaked in kindergarten.'

Wearing that outfit like you own a 401k... but don’t.

JJ's dining sushi quality, except this horse's more sassy.

Freshmen when accused of spreading the freshman flu

Sidechat posters when Butler turns into Grand Central

When the dog is the only one dressed for the occasion.

Caught mid-scream like it just saw its reflection.

When you tell your crush a joke and it lands.

When you’re debating professionalism but just want to send memes instead.

When you pretend to love group projects but internally scream.

Me in Butler after hearing one more loud convo

When you realize you left your wig at home.

Me when someone starts a podcast in Butler quiet study

When life's a mess, just paint it like a tire!

Hoping NSOP blesses you with followers worthy of a royal court.

When you act like you’re in a group chat but know no one likes you.