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Out here flexing a bow tie while humans are in sweats.

That plant's just as confused as you are.

Looking for the last Milstein green chair like...

That plant is the only life in this scene.

Hamilton elevators: slower than my brain on Core Curriculum.

When your outfit says prince but your confidence says ‘hot mess’.

Is this your audition for 'America's Next Top Overactor'?

When JJ’s Place ice-cream machine is the only thing working.

If only you could purrr-suade your boss to let you nap at work.

Tried that TikTok cleanse, now I’m just raccoon energy on the bathroom floor, full of regret and electrolytes.

If happy feet were a fashion statement, you'd be the trendsetter.

You look like the kind of guy who brings a salad to a BBQ.

Boss says "think big," so you consider becoming a fruit tower.

Emperor Palpatine planning to make Dodge lockers smell decent.

Decoding the reflection in Butler’s mirrored windows.

The only thing you’ve groomed is your laziness.

Is your chin a GPS? Cause you seem lost.

Trying to cook? You're one fish joke away from a disaster.

John Jay Dining: Milk optional, disappointment guaranteed.

Aesthetic: ‘I’m just here for the snacks’ level 100.

When you remember that email you forgot to send.

Tech bros when their startup gets audited.

Columbia's core curriculum or modern torture?

When you remember you forgot to clock out.