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That painting looks more lit than your love life.

Living life like a TikTok trend—fluffy and fleeting.

You look like a mood swing in horse form.

Bieber's hair looks like Futter Field after Bacchanal.

Girl, that pink cheek looks like a highlighter exploded!

I bought three different highlighters for finals and still ended up questioning every decision I've ever made

Trying to sound smart when you can’t even tie a tie.

Cat’s makeup screams ‘Surf & Turf line wait vibes.’

Pretending to be serious like it's a Zoom meeting gone wrong.

You're just a colorful prop in a dull play.

Jesus wondering if his cross-coin will go public.

Butler steps when they see a heavy backpack coming.

Bro's facial expression looks like he just saw a TikTok trend fail.

Finally seeing hot Columbia guys during peak Butler camping.

Tech bro at a vegan brunch: "Where's the protein, bro?"

When group selfies turn into an audition for a reality show.

That robe's more extra than your TikTok edits.

Sure, you're flying, but your brain's still grounded, huh?

That pup's more aerodynamic than your excuses for being late.

You look like the poster child for 'I Googled confidence.'

Majors as Minions: the CS burnout mode with tire hair.

Carter's the only one here with any real introspection vibes.

Your crush just unfollowed you on Instagram, didn't they?

They treat a fictional quiz like Sartre treated existence.