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Students hyping the AEPi party like it's Coachella

When your pet's Instagram is more poppin' than yours.

Finding a seat at John Jay brunch like hunting a wild animal.

Public Safety: Use snowman belly for sleigh rides, not your solo walks.

When even Christ questions your social skills.

Every time I wear my glasses in a snowstorm, I remember why contacts exist

Your dog loves you more than your parents ever did.

Congrats on being the human version of a party popper!

Bro’s face when Earl gates slam shut, highkey done.

If they were a boy band, they'd be called 'Bland & Boring.'

When the Hamilton elevators give you enough time to finish War and Peace.

Waking up after downloading TikTok at 3AM.

Core Curriculum: courtesy of Hamilton elevator reads.

That confidence is giving 'I still live with my parents.'

When you're just vibing but they’re trying to start a revolution.

When squad goals meets actual squad.

You pose like royalty, but I see the litter box behind you.

When you’re the only one in the group not invited to the 'fun'.

When your serious face can't hide that you're a walking wardrobe malfunction.

That clown looks like it’s auditioning for ‘America’s Next Top Regret.’

Your skin after a night of bad decisions at the club.

When your DoorDash arrives mid-breakdown, but you still prioritize the fries.

Whale tub with main character energy, employed to wash baby shit

Me pretending to care about your life choices, but really I’m just a cat.