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You dribble like you’re trying to keep your feelings under control.

That dog’s future is brighter than your entire existence.

When the labradoodle's got more followers than you.

Navigating John Jay like a Gen Z food truck pilgrimage.

Your vibe check failed harder than your last exam.

When group projects threaten your sanity but you still act hype.

Look at this best friend betrayal, he’s about to dunk on his own feelings.

Dodge Gym bouncer: 'Sorry, it's already full... with Minions.'

Hamilton elevator: Department of Waiting's newest addition.

You’re like a rabbit trying to read the room, but you’ve got no idea.

Your pet's cuter? That's a stretch, even for a soldier.

Cow’s got more rizz than me on a dating app.

Every student avoiding class like it's full of pink chicken.

Your excitement level is just as low as my WiFi right now.

Five ex-presidents and no one knows how to dance.

Me after the 10th club app this week at Columbia

When overthinking your life choices looks this extra.

When you flex but bae still leaves you.

Freshmen during the freshman flu trying to stay awake in class

When you hear 'free food' and suddenly you fly.

The only thing flatter than your jokes is their dance moves.

Your chin's thinking harder than your brain ever will.

Me when I'm shamed for using the Hamilton elevator

Warrior jersey pretending it didn't join a toxic group chat