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Your hair is sharper than your political views, buddy.

When your excuse is so bad even WWE drops the mic

Freshmen during the freshman flu trying to stay awake in class

Bro, cat turned the blinds into a sus hammock, delulu vibes.

Checking out Qahwa ceiling while John Jay rolls disappoint.

When even your dog knows you need a major life upgrade.

Me realizing I forgot to buy St. Anthony Hall tickets.

When you're asked to explain blockchain again.

That bow tie screams 'I’m more successful than you.'

When you realize snacks are the only thing keeping you sane.

Posing at the gym? Even your weights are embarrassed.

This cat has seen things... and it ain't okay.

You know your cat's the star when you're just the extra.

“Bro, I just wanted a normal college experience, not a breakdown in Butler.”

Me enduring my 5th Lion Fund coffee chat this week

Is this a concert or a 'who wore it worst' contest?

Congrats, you've officially become a human Crayola pack.

Me pretending to agree with my boss's outdated policies.

Getting roasted harder than you after that date.

Trying to reserve a seat in Butler is Olympic-level.

When you realize dribbling is just for people who can't run.

Me staring at my last $5 after a wild weekend and wondering if I also need to bring 'money' back.

Dorm mold: Our exclusive housewarming gift.

Can't tell if this is a band or a retirement home reunion.