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I came here to think, stayed for the cheesecake.

Kierkegaard would call bath time a beautifully anxious commitment.

I can identify the following recognizable content in the image: Louis Vuitton, Balenciaga, and the overall scene of a fashion show. The dress itself is a commentary on consumerism and waste, using plastic bags and discarded items.

When you realize your snack stash is just a myth, huh?

When you’re the main character and your friends are extras in the back.

Trying to stand out in a group project like Kowalski but ending up as Rico.

You look like the face of ‘I’m not mad, just disappointed.’

The only thing missing here is the punchline... oh wait, it’s you.

Are you pondering life or just wondering where your fashion sense went?

Looking at this painting like, ‘Is this even Core Curriculum worthy?’

When you realize your dog has better style than you.

When the crypto market crashes again.

Me trying to figure out if I should laugh or cry.

When your boss asks if you can handle more work.

Congrats, you made karaoke look like a fashion runway.

Bro's pondering life like it's a TikTok trend.

Thinking you'll actually find a Milstein green chair? Same.

oh so participation marks do exist after three months god help

When I blink during add/drop and every needed class fills I immediately panic

Bro, even the stars feel bad for your dating life.

Listening to family conspiracy theories like it's a Netflix special gone wrong.

Giving off serious 'I just found my crush's DMs' vibes.

When your dog winks at you like 'we both know you're broke.'

Discovering a Millstein chair, feeling like a fresh bagel at Liz's.