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Turning my thoughts into a TED Talk soon.

That moment when JJ's quesadilla takes longer than Butler's love saga.

Only this group could make a brunch bill look contentious.

When the WiFi drops during a Zoom call.

When you realize you're the reason everyone needs therapy.

When you realize being a horse is just a fancy way to yawn.

Is this a presidential debate or a prom date selection?

When the only thing regal about you is your fur, buddy.

Students evacuated by the John Jay alarm realizing it's a drill

when 'why is everyone in suits' turns into i missed the career fair

When Ferris strawberries are the only constant in your life.

That leap says, 'I just found the last slice of pizza!'

accepted: false

Your smile's so big, it could hide your personality.

Finance bros at the club, thinking they're still at work.

Is this a penguin convention or just the world's saddest comedy club?

That yawn hits harder than your motivation at 3 AM.

That wink is more charming than your last date.

me crisis math energy and irrational optimism

That's the face of someone who just realized their crush has a boyfriend.

Just like this camel, you peaked in high school.

You’re out here acting like you won the lottery.

That cat's ready to spit some wisdom and sass.

When you try to act cute but end up looking like a meme.