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This dog’s existential crisis is more relatable than your daily struggles.

When your sense of humor is as wooden as that statue.

Me: "I love you." My dog: "Are you serious?!"

When you realize procrastination is your career path.

Trying to vibe, but you’re just a log.

Me when someone starts a podcast in Butler quiet study

That cravat is just a neck brace for bad decisions.

Columbia students politely waiting for the task force's groundbreaking revelations

An 8am class, more elusive than a Columbia hot guy.

When your hair is styled but your life is a mess.

That couch is brighter than your future.

me submitting my 4 AM essay with peak chaotic confidence

That smile says friendly; the flags say 'we need a refund'.

This pup’s mogging harder than econ majors at Columbia.

When you realize burnout is your only friend.

Influencer life: when you're more peach than person.

Your dance moves scream 'please call an ambulance!'

Strawberry beds at Ferris: Columbia’s real infinite resource.

You doing okay, or should I call a life coach?

when u see the group chat blow up but ignore anyway

When dinner's late and you're questioning your entire existence.

Explaining memes to your parents after seeing you must be torture.

Your tie's the only thing holding your personality together.

The face you make when someone calls you a millennial.