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Me when I'm shamed for using the Hamilton elevator

Why does he look like he’s about to pitch a toothpaste brand?

You’re like a wise owl, but with bad puns and worse advice.

When your avocado toast budget is out of control.

When you try to explain TikTok to your mom, but she thinks it's a new fish recipe.

When your outfit screams chill but your face is like 'panic mode'.

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When your activism is just a cover for your snack cravings.

When you hit snooze too many times and become one with the bed.

That's me, realizing JJ's quesadilla risks.

Your cooking skills are as limp as your personality.

Me trying to navigate Butler and suddenly blocked by a tour group

That’s not laughter, it’s just pure awkwardness on display.

When your outfit screams 'I’m a king' but your personality says ‘peasant’.

Communicating like a Columbia Marriage Pact email: tense yet hopeful.

That outfit says 'I just stepped out of a seaweed factory.'

Columbia's administration unveiling the new task force like it's a Broadway premiere

When JJ's ratatouille is on the menu again—bon appétit!

Finding a lanyard room in Butler; akin to meeting Boo at Con.

Debating superheroes? Real-life problems are waiting, nerd.

Hamilton elevators: Push a button, enjoy the scenic wait.

That smirk says, 'I’m just here for the free snacks.'

You guys should compete for the worst breakup story; you'd win.

Dude, even your dog knows how to dress for success.