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Sidechat posters when Butler turns into Grand Central

Core Curriculum won't respect your mug of moral ambiguity.

Your relaxation game is strong, too bad your ambition isn't.

You’re one bad decision away from starting a podcast.

Is your dog trying to eat your face or just auditioning for a horror film?

You're all out here living your best lives while I'm still loading.

Sitting there like you pay rent with that belly.

Columbia dorm showers simulating Butler Library’s secrets.

Y'all look like the Hunger Games but with better outfits.

Venture capitalist dog wondering if Santa does IPOs.

Defying gravity like SSOL course registration.

Why do you look like a failed art project?

You're here to slay, but on a budget.

Your fashion is like a toddler's art project—chaotic and colorful.

Lerner Spiral Stairs: Columbia's cardio class.

Political power hour just turned into a dad jokes convention.

When you realize it’s a team meeting but you dressed for a costume party.

That smile says 'please love me' in three languages.

When you finally get WiFi at grandma's house.

Me, trying to keep my WiFi connection alive with prayer.

Dealing with tight Dodge locker rooms, cat-style.

The waitlist's shifty smirk as you refresh for Core Curriculum.

When you pretend to care about your friend's drama for the 10th time.

When you realize saving the world is unpaid.