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Gravity is not known for its sense of humor.

Trying to act cool but you're just a fluffball.

Me during Columbia finals, finding solace in the Primal Scream ritual.

Rewritten caption: "Columbia career center: Where your existential crisis gets a complimentary cup of coffee."

Why so serious? You debating if pineapple belongs on pizza?

When your vibe is 'serious performer' but your outfit says 'couch potato.'

That smile could convince me to vote for a potato.

me sipping a massive thermos into Avery and calling it one bottle

Critics trying to find the logic in Lion Fund coffee chats

Looks like someone just chugged 10 Red Bulls and a thesaurus.

When your regal attire says 'I'm here for the snacks.'

Madonna, can I borrow your halo? It's for my mood swings.

Mona Lisa really be out here like, ‘I’m fine, you’re the problem.’

When the only leap you take is into a pile of laundry.

Columbia’s marriage pact: Love loading, errors imminent.

When your vibe says 'nosy', but your life says 'boring'.

That grin could blind a seal from a mile away.

Telling myself I’ll just take a quick TikTok break

Calm down, it’s not like you just snagged an invitation to the Met Gala.

You two look like the before and after of a meme.

When the Wi-Fi is down but the vibes are up.

When your fam talks politics and you just want snacks.

When you show more enthusiasm than talent, yikes.

Honey, that smile won’t fix your fashion choices.