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When you show up to a Zoom call dressed for a rap battle instead of a meeting.

There goes the Milstein chairs, hot men tour has arrived.

When you forgot your speech notes, but remember the 1990s like yesterday.

You're like a pizza—always there, but never satisfying.

Me realizing Columbia's gates are still closed like it’s a medieval siege

That leap of joy is just your hopes falling.

Campus gate closed reroute panic

That moment you see your crypto investment plummet.

Broke but flexing avocado toast? That's some top-tier delusion.

Camping out in Butler: the new extreme sport.

Me when the ice cream truck saves my day for the 100th time

You're proof that even the cutest can have an off day.

You dress like a human piñata on a sugar rush.

Columbia Core: Stockholm Syndrome 101.

Rewritten caption: "When you realize Ivy League just means fancier windows to stare out of while questioning your life choices."

When your dog steals your spot but also your thunder.

That's a cute dog, but your hair looks like it's been through a horror movie.

When you try to vibe but forget how to human.

My anxiety in my ear about his 'Active now' status during a meeting.

That cat's so extra, even my outfit feels basic.

me waking up in Carman and realizing the toilet is my only friend left

When you're the only one at the party without WiFi.

That outfit has more colors than your personality has depth.

Trying to act like you’re deep but just craving pizza.