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Why so serious? Did you just read the terms and conditions?

The waitlist that's longer than a Butler bathroom line.

You look like you lost a fight to a printer.

Green boba staring like it’s judging my mid life choices.

Trying to impress with drama but giving off 'theatrical train wreck' vibes.

Face of every grad who can't handshake any interviews.

Smiling whale silently judging your decision to reproduce, no cap.

literally me anytime Chrome crashes mid p-set season

That look when you find out you're not invited to the party.

SpongeBob flexing that savage comeback, I’m dying fr.

When your Karen powers are fully activated.

When you dress fancy but still get left on read.

Core Curriculum stress, but Ferris strawberry level unbothered.

sleep mask serving but i’m still getting mogged by a literal dog

When your outfit is louder than your personality, and that's saying something.

Jesus reaching for the reed, me reaching for my sanity in Dodge.

Princess looks ready to escape the cringe fest.

You’re like a deep sea philosopher, but no one cares.

You look like a penguin that just received a participation trophy.

Moss is living its dream: endless hydrotherapy versus no water at Dodge.

Hate to break it to you, but your dog has a better social life.

You look ready for a revolution or a nap.

Your outfit screams 'I’m here for a snack, not a performance.'