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You look like a Pinterest board gone wrong.

Cow stares like me in a dining hall line when there's no food

Trying to sell ideas but looking like you just lost the pitch meeting.

That chicken is the only one prepared for this awkwardness.

That collar's bright, but your future's looking dim.

That serious dancer looks like she's auditioning for a TED Talk.

When your vibe is all bark and no bite.

"register": "in_scene",

When you open Canvas: everything is due tomorrow

When your vibe is ‘lost in the desert’ but you still slay.

Smiling at the colleague who microwaves fish in the office, while imagining their untimely demise.

Jumping higher than my hopes after I binge a series.

When Christ is more interested in your TikTok moves than your faith.

I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.

Critics trying to find the logic in Lion Fund coffee chats

LeBron in Millstein, ignoring Columbia men invading his study space.

When your energy says 'go' but your bank says 'stop.','Jumping high because it still believes in love—bless.

This bird's nose is more curious than your last relationship.

Dodge Gym's sole working water fountain finally found!

You dressed your dog better than you dress yourself. Sad.

CORE curriculum: Columbia's way of asking 'Are you stressed yet?'

When you realize midterms have stages like a bad relationship.

Bro, you're channeling 'too much energy, not enough WiFi' vibes.

Waking up Monday like: eternally confused.