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When the stock market crashes but you still have your NFTs.

When you're trying to explain memes but only get crickets.

That family dinner vibe is giving 'Help, I'm stuck here.'

Bro's smile says 'I promise I'm funny!'—but we all know it's a lie.

When you see the tea but you can't sip it fast enough.

When your sleeves are more entertaining than your performance.

Me after the fifth Lion Fund coffee chat of the day

When your colleague is as clueless as a tire-made Minion.

Me arriving at Dodge and seeing both Stairmasters are taken

When you're trying to be the 'cool' dad but your kids only see you as the Wi-Fi password provider.

You're like a rabbit with glasses trying to read the room.

That headdress is a cry for help, not fashion.

Me when I'm shamed for using the Hamilton elevator

When you realize even horses have more energy than you.

When your dinner date is more interested in their phone than you.

When you realize your dog has a better fashion sense.

If found, please return to bed.

When you tell your boss "I quit" telepathically.

Look at these penguins; the joke’s on you, bro.

You look like a failed experiment from a cartoon lab.

Bro's so focused, he forgot how to smile.

When you realize your Hinge match thinks he’s Henry VIII reborn.

You'd make a great chef if this was a 'How Not To' series.

That smirk says 'I stole your snacks and enjoyed every second.'