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When even the skeletal remains have better social skills than you.

You’re acting like you just found the last slice of pizza, but it’s just a goal.

When you realize your enthusiasm is just a cry for help.

Every time I hear Jae say ‘don’t get stressed’ in AP, I remember the time he caught three people with the same variable names

Those glasses are for seeing reality, not escaping it.

When both stairmasters are taken I audibly die

You're like the cat of procrastination, but uglier.

Savage cow judging me harder than a Barnard SGA meeting.

That face when you steal the spotlight but have no talent.

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Me realizing I forgot to buy St. Anthony Hall tickets.

Corgi when you finally snag an empty Milstein Green Chair.

Bank account rolling its eyes at your 'investment' choices.

Bacchanal: like midterms, it starts and never ends.

I don't need therapy, just more caffeine.

Me when the ice cream truck saves my day for the 100th time

You’re a whole mood of 'I’d rather be sleeping.'

Laughing like a cheetah when you find a Butler seat.

You’re the life of the party, but only in a cringe compilation.

A duck's intense stare: my GPA tanking yet another point.

Celebrating like he scored in FIFA career mode vs. bots

Applicants after the 6th Lion Fund coffee chat

You look like you're attending a hurricane in PJs—where's your survival kit?

Still searching for love at John Jay's quesadilla counter.