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When your dog gets more likes than your selfies. Touch grass.

Showing up to class proving chaos is a fashion statement.

You look like a yoga mat that lost its purpose.

When Tom waits for Jerry like Columbia CS students wait for a GPA boost.

Skiing major required playtime in the Quad parking lot.

You look like a drama club dropout on caffeine.

When you realize your boss is just primate.

Serving looks while serving zero personality, huh?

Looks like you came straight from the 'awkward' section of a clothing store.

You thought bringing a carrot to a vegan potluck was a power move?

When your family photo looks like a clown convention gone wrong.

When your alarm clock rings but you're already an existential crisis.

Poser alert! You couldn't even trend if you tried.

Your 'comedy' is just penguin-level awkwardness.

Overthinking so hard, you forget to breathe.

When you have to share your toy with your cousin, but it's a sacred relic.

Applicants after the 6th Lion Fund coffee chat

Core Curriculum: It's like being LeBron at a chess meet.

Throwing a tantrum over dessert? Real mature, bro.

Finance bro serving stock tips: "Today's special is a crash salad."

When you realize adulthood is just a permanent group project.

You look like a meme that got rejected by a boomer.

You look like a Christmas decoration that's seen some things.

John's just here for the snacks, not the sermon.