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Columbia Core: mimicking Stockholm syndrome since NSOP.

You look like you just realized your owner is a cat person.

When your confidence is as misplaced as your tie.

Flexing a necklace like it pays your rent.

Hamilton elevator when you pray every floor isn't 'L'.

Me when the ice cream truck saves my day for the 100th time

When your Tinder profile says "Definitely 6'9" and athletic."

Is this a 'how to look stupid' tutorial?

With those eyes, it's judging your taste in music too.

That grin when you find an outlet at Starbucks.

You're giving 'I can't even' vibes but in horse form.

When your outfit screams royalty but your vibes are still broke.

Why bring an umbrella when you could've just worn a life jacket?

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There’s a special kind of fear when Jae’s eyes go wide during AP lecture

Me watching my salad take flight at John Jay.

Trying to find a working shower in McBain.

You're like a live-action cartoon, but no one asked for it.

Me watching my salad take flight at John Jay.

When you realize ‘adulting’ was a trap.

Woody tossed by Hamilton's elevators: Columbia's unsolved mystery.

When your boss emails you at 11 PM and you’re just trying to have a self-care night.

That moment when the Wi-Fi drops and you rethink life choices.

That cat's judging your life choices like a TikTok comment section.