Is This
Funny?

Trying to impress us with your drip but missed the note.

Job interview success: "Hire me or I chew shoes."

Thursdays are just a slow Hamilton elevator to Friday.

That camel's got more personality than you on a good day.

You're the sidekick in your own life story, horsey.

Dressed like a boss, but your jokes hit like a soggy noodle.

Me when club apps open and I realize I’m still a sophomore

JJ's menu: sushi and strawberries, just like your GPA.

You look like the poster child for 'I swear I have a personality.'

Chasing after that one meme like it's your last hope.

That smile’s been on her face longer than your last relationship.

When your TikTok ideas die faster than your social life.

What’s next? A fist bump for the last slice?

When you realize the only thing fluffier than you is your excuses.

bro you ever just look at your desk and realize it’s a modern art piece called ‘choices’?

The only thing missing here is your career.

Trying to look festive for the office party I didn't want to attend.

That scarf screams 'I've seen things, and they weren't worth it.'

Hamilton elevator today: Parking in Ferris way past 9:30.

That leap is more ambitious than your Tinder bio.

Your ears folded in like your hopes and dreams.

Your umbrella's ready for a swim, not for this storm!

Finished the Core Curriculum, but all I got was a minor in existential dread, fr.

You're both like a Zoom call: full of noise, lacking substance.