Is This
Funny?

When your cat's priorities are better than your own.

Butler's snow-studying: if only the snowman got a chair.

Feeling like Butler's ghost hunting for the last open Milstein chair.

Plato would call this ideal — then critique your selfie.

'Witnessing your major requirements vanish—Kermit knows the struggle.'

Your friendship reminds me of unfinished group projects: chaotic and loud.

Why's your smirk like you just found the WiFi password?

Queued in Hamilton longer than my Collins jazz vinyls.

When you’re just as over life as this horse.

This pup's got more style than your whole Insta feed.

Columbia's administration announcing a task force with full confidence.

Couples yoga? More like a stretch for attention.

When trying to fit in turns into a disaster.

Miley's coat: Ferris's unlimited strawberries reincarnated.

She’s gliding down like she’s escaping a bad rom-com ending.

Just learned Columbia's gates double as student fun-locks.

Trying to catch those vibes like they're your dreams—good luck!

Dude's got the vibe of a grandpa on TikTok.

Sisyphus would choose bubbles over boulders, obviously.

That horse is living your dream: snack, nap, repeat.

When you match the energy of your chaotic friend, but end up in therapy.

That flat cap screams 'I’m better than you.'

me—tented in Butler and emotionally done

At least the penguins know how to have a good time.