Is This
Funny?

Getting a room in John Jay that isn’t moldy – none like it

Me when my SSOL timeslot hits and every class is gone

Y'all pose like a superhero team, but have no superpowers—except bad decisions.

Looking like a snack but feeling like a whole meal prep.

When you realize Santa's sleigh doesn't take Bitcoin.

You're all the reason global warming exists. Too much silly energy.

Republicans: When you realize the iceberg is a Democrat.

That face you make when the WiFi dies.

life said crush it yoda took that personally damn

I'm gonna pretend bills don't exist today.

Yo, did you borrow the ball from a toddler's playset?

Looks like Hamilton's elevators finally found their muse.

that morning in therapy when they say unresolve it yourself

Nothing prepares you for the way Jae looks at you when you forget to cite a single line in AP.

Your ears are so big, they should pay rent.

He's got moves...in the line at JJ's.

If only your grades jumped as high as that dog.

When you tell your crush 'I'm fine' but you're actually dying inside.

When 'doing nothing' becomes your full-time job.

When you think you're jumping into adulthood, but it's just a puddle.

Realizing Butler's always packed, just like my semester schedule.

That tray's got more joy than your face.

That robe is giving 'I've seen your dating profile' energy.

When your spirit animal is literally a furry couch potato.