Is This
Funny?

You're like a mascot for bad decisions, bruh

You look like you make dad jokes while avoiding eye contact.

SpongeBob’s face when I say I’ve got rizz, brutal.

Your vibe check failed harder than that couple's conversation.

When you try to high-five God and miss.

When you realize you peaked in middle school.

When you yawn louder than your hopes and dreams.

When the team project somehow works out.

Existential crisis averted—tiny whale, infinite possibilities.

im just tryna aura farm and the universe sends more snow

This dog's style is more 'GQ' than your whole wardrobe, fam.

When you realize your NFT just depreciated.

Why does your laugh sound like a dog howling in the distance?

That outfit is giving 'my life is a chaotic mess.'

When you’re at a protest but still wondering if your crush texted back.

John Jay serving 'fun' like it's Bacchanal.

Got a 54 on the midterm, but my skin is clear

When you realize your self-care routine has no end date.

Pretending to enjoy the Zoom meeting while you mentally plot your escape.

When the stock market finally rises after I invest.

When your dog's drip is worth more than your rent.

If passion was a crime, you'd be serving life.

This dog is living life while you're still buffering.

Dressed like a politician, but can't even vote.