Is This
Funny?

You’re out here acting like you’re winning an Oscar for yelling.

Trying to explain your job to your clueless parents like...

when the elevator arrives the second i press the button

This dog has more charisma than your entire friend group.

freshman realizing Bernie’s not actually handing out free gloves on College Walk

When your only superpower is looking cute, not actually saving the day.

That’s the face I make when my friend suggests a juice cleanse.

This cowfish got 'chopped cheese' vibes, still slaying though.

I can’t tell if she’s wise or just really good at fake smiles.

When you think you're the main character but you're just the extra.

Leading a debate and the audience is in a coma, wow.

The urinal, waiting like Columbia’s course registration: open, yet unattainable.

The waitlist for Yoda's Core Curriculum class: longer than the DS waitlist.

You’re living proof that cuteness can’t fix stupidity.

When your pet has a better wardrobe than you ever will.

My face when I realize the WiFi is down.

That smile says "I'm definitely hiding a body."

That buzz cut screams: 'I gave up on my hair and dreams.'

Penguins having more fun than you on a Saturday night.

When the only thing engaging the audience is your sleeves.

When you realize your soul is just as empty as your schedule.

Socrates would ask why we trust foam.

waiting for Election Day Break like it’ll solve anything

Him and his roommates a month into him being miserable because I stopped coming over to 'watch a movie'.