Is This
Funny?

me refreshing Gradescope with my classmate as scores load

You're like the human version of autocorrect gone wrong.

The Hamilton elevator when you push 'up'.

You look like you served your life choices on a platter of bad decisions.

Bro's fashion sense screams 'royalty on a budget.'

Brunch is just a hangover waiting to happen, dude.

When you wink at a crowd, hoping they don’t see you sweat.

Looking like a leather handbag with a degree in mischief.

That pose says 'I peaked in high school.'

You really thought that deep gaze would distract us from your chaotic life?

When your life is a comedy, but you're the punchline.

When your confidence level is a solid 'why are you like this?'

This is probably not the turning point.

Barnard points work everywhere but Barnard. Talk about irony.

Existential flex: she asserts meaning through muscle.

You look like a superhero whose power is overenthusiasm.

When senior night arrives I can't afford a single drink.

If you juggled any harder, you'd drop your social life.

That couple's vibe is more awkward than a Zoom call with no camera.

When the dog steals your food and your heart.

When you hear 'Bitcoin' and your eyes sparkle.

Hamilton elevators: fresher than JJ's sushi.

me bragging I wrote my paper after skimming the whole reading

Trying to flex on the ‘gram but it’s just your pet’s runway.