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That moment when you realize Tinder profiles have more personality than your date.

When you're trying to bless the vibes but your lunch just got snatched.

"was": "My bestie telling me he's been in her DMs asking if I'm 'as crazy as I seem'.",

You're giving off 'I hate my life' vibes in red.

When the Barnard debate resurfaces, I evaluate my existence

Looking like the main character in a fruit-themed soap opera.

Sidechat posters when Butler turns into Grand Central

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Dude, if basketball was about smirking, you’d be the MVP of the cringe.

That suit's tailored. Too bad your punchlines aren't.

When your pocket square is more organized than your life.

Boxing ring stalling like the Hamilton elevator.

Dodge Gym's mats: For the rare or the brave.

Leading a group project? More like leading a funeral.

Why you smiling like you just ghosted your therapist?

You embody that 'I tried my best' energy, but your best is a nap.

Serious face, but can’t even sell those oranges.

Me in Butler after hearing one more loud convo

This man’s confusion is a straight-up Columbia club ego trip.

When you're too quirky for your own good – chill out, rabbit!

When your coworker suggests a team-building activity and you fake a power outage.

Me waiting for my ex to text back like...

Dog mogging Easter with that creepy human grin, no cap.

You're the human version of a participation trophy.