Is This
Funny?

Your hair is sharper than your political opinions.

Nick’s face screaming ‘Don’t duck with me’ energy.

Trying to be the wise owl but you’re just the confused pigeon.

When you find out your boss is on vacation and can't micromanage you.

Winking like it knows your life is a joke.

NEVER HAD: Where even am I?

Me realizing Columbia's gates are still closed like it’s a medieval siege

When you accidentally bring the 'Justified' album energy to real life.

Camped in Butler like it's a Columbia rite of passage.

Bet that cat's got followers; you just have 'followers' on your couch.

8 a.m. classes: the ultimate thirst trap for dreadful days.

When your drip is more expensive than your personality.

When your self-esteem is louder than your common sense.

Hewitt's tilapia: the night's final boss

You’re just a sad human version of a lazy cat.

This horse is the vibe check we all needed.

Outfit so bright, it's blocking the sun's rays.

You look like you just binged 12 hours of boredom.

Columbia students on Sidechat when freshmen refuse to wear masks

When your suit says 'CEO' but your vibe says 'intern'.

That leap is the closest you'll ever get to flying, buddy.

That outfit looks like a party threw up on you.

You two look like the corporate Avengers, but no one's asking for your sequel.

reading black tie optional on the senior gala invite, photos aren’t optional