Is This
Funny?

When you invest in NFTs and they tank.

That cape is doing all the work, not you.

Second caption (original): "not even the rats here look this defeated"

Me enduring my 5th Lion Fund coffee chat this week

Your career is about as clear as those glasses.

freshman after their fourth night out in a row: all aboard the toxic gossip train, population: me

Columbia students in Sidechat when the freshman flu hits JJ's

straight up looks like he just realized he sent the risky text to the wrong person

These suits are as outdated as your political views.

Trying to sneak cheesecake into a meeting like a pro.

That collar's brighter than your future, fam.

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Tech bros: Is there Wi-Fi on this raft?

When your sibling steals fries, but this dog steals hearts.

When your face says 'I'm adorable' but your personality says 'please don't pet me.'

Woody's grin hides the trauma of an 8am class in Hamilton.

all aboard the toxic gossip train, next stop: manipulation station

This outfit screams ‘I just woke up from a nap.’

Dog's leap = my GPA trying to climb.

Why does this guy look like he just discovered selfies?

That outfit is a felony against good taste.

You two have a ‘woof’ and ‘meh’ relationship.

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