Is This
Funny?

When your headband is the only thing holding your life together.

When your therapist cancels and you spiral into chaos.

Holding shirt like a rebound girlfriend he never texts back

Me when someone starts a podcast in Butler quiet study

The only thing they're leading is a Netflix binge.

Avery regulars watching others complain about the no-drink rule.

You jumping into Friday like you own the place, but you don’t.

Me when Butler turns into a social club instead of a library

Those midterm vibes, constantly lurking like Hamilton elevator tunes.

Honestly, your personality’s as flat as that wooden log.

If that pug had a Spotify, it’d be all bops.

confident outside looking salty on the coldest walk of shame

Me posting on main after 12 drafts, bracing for hype or roast

Trying to brush up on answers, but can only find memes.

You’ve got less personality than that camel’s tuft.

Realizing SSOL locked you out of all but 8ams.

cloud hair ate and left no crumbs

You trying to flirt is like this dog trying to do calculus.

Bringing a spoon to a storm? Bold choice, fashionista.

Camus might argue bathing keeps absurdity conveniently rinsed.

When you save the day, but the day just wants a nap.

Lining up for Bacchanal tickets, but with mysterious injuries.

If only your personality was as bright as their beaks.

When a classmate says the midterm was 'so easy' I question my major