Is This
Funny?

When a class finally takes attendance I combust

When Qahwa House Cat Casts A Judgy Espress-eye.

That smile says 'I peaked in middle school.'

Who let the ‘serious’ crew into a Netflix discussion?

You're like a meme that missed the mark: not funny, just sad.

That smile is just a mask for all your bad life choices.

Midterms: when 'endless' isn't just a vibe, it's a promise.

Jumping like you just aced a test you didn’t study for, huh?

Trying to find peace in Dodge is like seeking grades at Bacchanal.

Winking like it's trying to distract us from your bad decisions.

Just finished a group project? This dog's got your energy.

When you tell your boss you're sick, but your dog's wink gives you away.

You'd rather be at the DMV than here, huh?

When your boss says "we're like family" and then hands you a tray of disembodied hands.

When you finally get a meeting with God and forget your pitch.

Bro’s yawning like he’s stuck in Butler over spring break.

This dude's more nosy than my group chat after 10 PM.

When you're the only one dressed for the Zoom meeting.

Looking at my bank account after buying textbooks: ‘I’m basically Henry VIII, but broke.’

Trying to vibe with you is like chasing a WiFi signal.

ACCEPT | final_score=0.85 | emotion_score=0.85 | guideline_score=0.0

Me bedrotting in my new dorm like it's a medical emergency

REJECT | final_score=0.40 | emotion_score=0.67 | guideline_score=-0.27

You look like you've been faking it since the Renaissance.