Is This
Funny?

You look like the only thing you’re good at is pretending.

They look like they’d struggle to order a pizza together.

Putin's face when someone says 'We need to talk.'

Last time I made eye contact with my RA holding a ukulele, I ended up leading a floor-wide apology tour

When Dodge Gym takes 'unlimited access' a bit too seriously.

When the caffeine kicks in mid-speech.

The Ferris strawberries: More reliable than your Core Curriculum guide.

Your fashion choices are a cry for help, no cap.

Serial killer energy, but make it cat.

Miley serves "waitlist realness" in this outfit—so exclusive!

Columbia's gates: closed like all Corgi paws medal ceremonies.

When you finally accept your student debt is eternal: Thumbs up, crying inside.

Sidechat posters when freshmen spread flu like it's their job

Office meeting vibes but the actual chaos is unmatched.

That haircut's got more confidence than you do.

When your ancestor was a Founding Father but you're still ghosted.

Your defense is like a broken WiFi signal: weak and unreliable.

Even Yoda can't fathom Hamilton's elevator wait times.

I practiced my neutral face for 20 minutes before recording my ‘sorry for the drama’ video and still looked guilty.

LeBron spotted at Bacchanal, but was it really him?

Me trying to look busy at Zoom meetings.

Trying to stay awake in a world full of naps.

Me after the 10th club app this week at Columbia

Did a box of crayons just throw up on you?