Is This
Funny?

That smile could power a solar farm, but you're still dim.

When you see a cute kitten, but you're late for Core Curriculum.

Cypress trees need therapy for their existential crisis.

You look like that dog—excited but going nowhere.

That dog’s more stylish than your dating choices.

Realizing you’ll never get off Hamilton elevators

You look like the mascot for 'Just Found My Ex's Cringe Tweets.'

When you realize brunch was just a bad decision.

When your crush walks by, but you accidentally scream instead.

The only thing more serious than your suits is your dance moves.

That face when your Zoom filter isn't on.

Facing Econ stats without caffeine: furrowed brows, sheer panic.

Trying to look tough in front of your crush like... good luck!

That goose is one eavesdrop away from a reality show.

Shark bed straight up eating this cat, no cap!

The Core Curriculum: Columbia's own 'Final Destination'.

Me: "Can I get a raise?" Boss: "Woof!"

When you pretend to care but your face says otherwise.

When you're just here for snacks but forgot your dignity.

Freshman CS major the first time they hear about Jae’s cheating radar in AP

Leading a chant about the planet while your homie orders plastic.

They look like they just found out TikTok is banned.

When your dog has a better hairstyle than your love life.

He gestures like Sisyphus explaining his latest uphill hobby.