Is This
Funny?

Remember when you thought being a toy would be fun?

When you're the President but still can't figure out Zoom.

You look like the guy who brings an agenda to a barbecue.

When you finally get the perfect cat selfie for Instagram.

You're like a presentation without the PowerPoint: all bark, no substance.

Told my boss I quit, now I'm quitting life.

Freshmen when accused of spreading the freshman flu

Tech bros trying to out-code each other.

Caught mid-laugh but still look like a meme.

Waited longer for Qahwa than my prof’s office hours

Your outfit's so heroic, but your life choices? Not so much.

When your passion for snacks overshadows your actual cause.

When your drip is so extra, even your socks have a hierarchy.

Laughing at your phone like it's a comedy show.

Her dress is more dramatic than my last breakup.

me calculating if my last coins can cover a food truck meal

thinking i'm blocked by the prereq until i see recommended

The only thing your sleeves should be engaging with is a tailor.

Alternate universe LeBron, captain of Ferris strawberries.

my circles of email friends ready to betray me when the meeting starts

That dog’s drip hits harder than your last breakup.

me reserving a Butler table with my sleeping bag for exams

That one penguin is more animated than your personality.

When autocorrect changes 'hello' to 'help!' on a group chat.