Is This
Funny?

When JJ's is out of fries but not attitude.

Looks like this pup’s ready for brunch, not a walk.

When your boss catches you clocking in late again.

Finance bro seeing Bitcoin hit $1 million.

When you hear someone say NFTs are the new Mona Lisa.

You look like you just finished a 3-hour meeting too.

picked_by": "score fill

When you get ghosted after two dates.

When you steal the aux cord but still can't find the right song.

You have that vibe of a Zoom call you forgot to join.

When you realize Millstein's green chairs won't fix finals stress.

me and my study partner in Butler silently sobbing over coffee

The only thing scarier than that clown is your taste in decor.

When Arthur reads your toxic texts and still smiles.

A Stoic posture, with competitive intent.

Plato would approve: even shadows deserve comfortable tubs.

Winking but still less sly than a wet sock.

during registration, seeing 'prerequisite: x' until the last word is recommended, not required

Just here to listen to the latest gossip, huh?

You’re the reason they say not to judge a book by its cover.

Plush sits softer than a Columbia student at Heather interlibrary loan line.

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Living proof that cats are just better at life than you.

When JJ's Place runs out of pancakes.