Is This
Funny?

You're serving deep thoughts while the others serve drama.

That face you make when the WiFi connects.

NSOP friendships: Like Flappy Bird, they vanish fast.

Jumping higher than your last Tinder match's standards.

When freshmen at NSOP have to introduce themselves again.

When you sell an AEPi ticket for double the price

Me when someone grabs my omelet at Ferris

Sisyphus flexes; the hill still underestimates her resolve.

Hoping you get off the waitlist for at least one major requirement.

In a meme war and you’re using Windows 95.

Bro’s buggin’ thinking he’s Jaws’ next victim lol.

You guys look more like a thrift store boy band than ex-presidents.

When life hits harder than your skincare routine.

Dinosaur's smirk? It's me finding a seat in Milstein.

You’re both like a punchline waiting for a bad setup.

When you realize group projects are actual NBA finals.

Trying to look deep, but your vibe is just shallow.

Me, explaining my degree to my cat.

Bro, I thought this was a basketball court, not a TikTok debate stage.

When you think you aced the exam, but the professor had other plans.

When your vibe says 'CEO' but your personality says 'dad joke.'

"register": "in_scene",

When PrezBo assigns you five assignments over Thanksgiving.

You look like a neon sign for a midlife crisis.