Is This
Funny?

Me when the freshman flu hits like a truck

When you realize your cat has more Instagram followers than you.

Your personality is like pineapple on pizza: a questionable choice.

Camus would approve of this joyful absurdity

Why's this dog flexing harder than your last gym membership?

Pineapple on pizza? Please, even this goose knows that's a crime.

Who knew serious faces could scream 'please laugh at us'?

Waitlisted again? Thanks, Columbia roulette.

Is that a cape or just your laundry bill waiting to be paid?

The only thing more lost than that camel's thoughts is your social life.

Clueless colleagues be like: "Is this the meeting?"

That vibe says 'concert' but your fit says 'I just woke up'.

When you think the Hamilton elevator actually went down two floors.

Existentialism, condensed: the watermark recognizes your existence first.

That cat looks like it just found out it's Monday again.

Me trying to adult while you’re over here sunbathing.

Me realizing I forgot to buy St. Anthony Hall tickets.

Camouflaged like a Columbia guy in the Hewitt dining hall.

When someone says 'calm down' during a meltdown.

Sibling rivalry called, they want their drama back.

When Ferris has more strawberries than King Henry's jewels.

act natural, the doorbell is recording my pores in 4k

You’re like a TikTok dance gone wrong—just a lot of noise and flames.

When your outfit's a 10, but your personality's on mute.