Is This
Funny?

me opening gradespages battling another academic collapse arc

Wearing that coat, you're basically a red flag.

Me after the fifth Lion Fund coffee chat of the day

When your group chat photo has more charisma than you.

When your hair's longer than your life's to-do list.

Who knew the White House doubled as a nursing home?

When you’re confused about life but still ready to pounce.

When you're more interested in gossip than your own life.

When you realize your life is just a toy story gone wrong.

When the boss catches you daydreaming about snacks.

Tony Dear’s Discrete Math made me this reflective tbh

When you accidentally send this dog to your boss.

Dropping knowledge in Butler but no one’s listening anyway

Outshining the cake? Your fashion is a dessert disaster.

Mary: "When you're the mom friend and your kids are acting up."

Clueless colleague: 'I thought you liked working weekends?'

me claiming a Butler desk at 2am and immediately surrendering

freshman when they finally see the real Ivy League experience isn’t just Hogwarts vibes

Dodge Gym: sorta-fit meets chaos theory.

Those eyes say 'I judge your existence,' and honestly, mood.

People at Dodge hugging the spray bottles like they own the place.

Trying to escape finals, but booked like Butler camping spots.

Nerd alert: your geek side just did a backflip.

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