Is This
Funny?

You dress sharp but still spill coffee like a toddler.

When the Bacchanal borg hits and you’re delulu sad like Ben.

When you're asking if pineapple belongs on pizza at the wrong party.

Like finding hot guys at Dodge, 5% chance of success.

Vader’s stare vs. CULPA’s brutal professor reviews.

You call that a nap? I call it a life choice.

The Hamilton elevator when you push 'up'.

Congrats, you’re the adult in an adult daycare.

If you were any more eager, you'd be a TikTok ad.

The only thing more awkward than this embrace is your flirting.

Congratulations, you just became the emoji version of a human.

Who knew presidents could have such dad vibes?

Finding hot guys at Columbia: time to buy X-ray specs.

That's a real 'adulting with ramen' vibe you've got going.

When your personality is louder than your skincare routine.

When you juggle your failures like they're a circus act.

You look like a TikTok filter gone rogue.

These penguins are the reason 'too much joy' is a phrase.

Midterms: When Butler campers fight over desk territory and sanity.

Applicants after the 6th Lion Fund coffee chat

That pose says "I peaked in high school."

Trying to look profound while in a clown fiesta.

Ferris' strawberries: The only constant in my transient college life.

Your confidence is stronger than your Wi-Fi connection.