Is This
Funny?

That pose is giving 'awkward family dinner' energy.

Me bedrotting in my new dorm like it's a medical emergency

The only thing festive here is your existential dread.

This looks like a group project gone way too far.

Every Hanukkah, it's like CULPA grades every prof.

This monkey’s contemplating life because it’s seen yours.

When your vibe is 'mysterious woman' but you're just confused.

Trying to flex with that baton but failing hard.

You give off major 'I still live in my mom's basement' energy.

You look like you're auditioning for a role in a pet comedy.

Columbia’s Ferguson Hall: The mysterious disappearance of John Jay sushi.

I once laughed so hard at a TikTok during a Butler break that I had to leave the library to recover.

when UNI emails me 'write three things you're thankful for'

This isn’t a strategy meeting; it’s a ‘who gets the car’ showdown.

When you realize your wig is smoother than your dating life.

Is that a ball or the last piece of pizza?

That smile's trying too hard to mask the chaos inside.

Congrats, you made basic look like a crime.

Trying to flex your personality but only showing off your underbite.

Your vibe is like eavesdropping on someone else’s drama.

Your romance is so cheesy, even the mice are rolling their eyes.

When your coworker’s inner toddler takes over the boardroom.

When you realize your tie matches the flag.

When the bitcoin crashes but you still hodl.