Is This
Funny?

Columbia students en route to med services as alarm blares

You dress for Zoom but forgot to weatherproof your vibe.

When you realize even Justin Timberlake can't get out of jury duty.

Me telling my friends I'm seeing him again because his 'miss you' text felt different.

You’re killing it... in a karaoke nightmare.

Me enduring my 5th Lion Fund coffee chat this week

When you're too extra for a TikTok dance challenge.

When you plan a roast but serve a salad instead.

Your pet's social calendar is booked; yours is...what?

That cat has more drama than my last relationship.

Clinton giving advice like he’s the guru of bad decisions.

If you were any more basic, you'd be a white girl at Starbucks.

me after one week trying to keep up with freshmen

Frolicking like dogs in Dodge, except I’m just failing gym credits.

That suit gives off 'I still use a flip phone' energy.

The saints gossiping like it's a reality show reunion.

In the Hamilton elevator: every button is a suggestion.

Bro, do you even lift or just lounge?

Bro, that cape looks like it came from a clearance bin.

Village: "When the group chat is lit but you sleepin'."

When your dog outshines you at family gatherings.

When your waitlist is longer than your career aspirations.

When your boss says 'jump' and you actually do... into unemployment.

Jesus looking like he just read the group chat and is unimpressed.