Is This
Funny?

When Netflix asks if I'm still watching—obviously.

Columbia students in Sidechat when the freshman flu hits JJ's

When your colleague asks another question that could have been an email.

When you realize student loans are a bug, not a feature.

When Lion Fund requires your sixth coffee chat this week

You look fancy, but we all know you're still just a wiener.

When your squad rolls up to the group chat drama.

I sat down to reserve a Butler spot at 8am and now I’m part of the furniture.

Me logging into the last Zoom call of Summer Session A

Finally spotting that one hot guy during peak John Jay rush.

Mary's serene face, unbothered by all the NYU students invading.

You look like a politician who can't even promise free Wi-Fi.

Serious energy while looking like a walking disco ball.

When you realize being a cat and a mouse is your career goal.

purple blanket got more emotional support than my whole texts

straight up how I look after risking it all and still flop

How it feels being the only one in your friend group who knows what a 401k is.

Listening intently like it's a TED Talk on pizza.

Professor: Just another day in Dodge locker rooms.

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Clinton’s charm? More like a charming distraction from his past.

when u hear ur name but forgot what u did

That dog leaps higher than your GPA ever did.

Too lazy for responsibilities, just like your spirit animal.